Fun conversations we've had in India...

"Yes Madam, you want rickshaw?"
"No thankyou"
"ok"
(astounding)

"What do you think of these toilets?"
"They're very nice, great..."
"Would you like to sign our guestbook?"
(at the Taj Mahal)

"How much did this book cost (Lonely Planet India)?"
"about 2000 rupees"
-uproarious laughter
(on the train)

"Nice goggles"
(comment on my glasses whilst walking down the street in Udaipur)